WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
i have never seen the horrible histories fandom hijack a post before
this is incredible
|friend:||do you want to hang out?|
|me:||i have to ask my mom|
|me:||*doesn't ask mom*|
|me:||she said no|
— “I need to find a good-looking husband to have good-looking babies, I hate ugly babies”
— “Wow why doesn’t your mum hate you then?”
When you hum a tune and some other people start humming different tunes and you are like
Who gives you the permission to sing?